The real bread and butter of this site isn’t the whole grane artisan loaf with hand-churned organic sweet cream spread you’ve been nibbling on…
It’s this margarine slathered hamburger bun!
This page is a collection of all my ads, skits and songs, for when you just need a cheap laugh.
As long as there are cigarettes for sale, there will be ads for them. Even though…you know…you can’t advertise them on TV, radio, or in print. That’s why they came to me.
Murder At Hendleman’s Department Store
This is the chilling tail of customer service gone mad.
Here’s an ad for one of our wonderful sponsors, Buffalo Liquidators.
This is an ad for a new medical breakthrough, sure to require another breakthrough to combat the side effects.
WRBL The Rebel
Here’s a promo for WRBL, “The Rebel”. The totally awesome rock radio station, who don’t even care if you listen!
Hangin’ With The Horse
This is WRBL’s evening guy, the horse.
The Tootsie Roll Story
The invention of the Tootsie Roll, from unappealing goop, to disgusting nugget.
The Special Needs Assistance Program
Marsha Patterson interviews Jamie for S.N.A.P.
Rick Spazzliano Debt Services
Here’s an ad for the first ever sponsor of Worthless And Free. We were lucky to get him.