The real bread and butter of this site isn’t the whole grane artisan loaf with hand-churned organic sweet cream spread you’ve been nibbling on…
It’s this margarine slathered hamburger bun!
This page is a collection of all my ads, skits and songs, for when you just need a cheap laugh.

PMI Ad

As long as there are cigarettes for sale, there will be ads for them. Even though…you know…you can’t advertise them on TV, radio, or in print. That’s why they came to me.

Murder At Hendleman’s Department Store

This is the chilling tail of customer service gone mad.

Buffalo Liquidators

Here’s an ad for one of our wonderful sponsors, Buffalo Liquidators.

Benefem

This is an ad for a new medical breakthrough, sure to require another breakthrough to combat the side effects.

WRBL The Rebel

Here’s a promo for WRBL, “The Rebel”. The totally awesome rock radio station, who don’t even care if you listen!

Hangin’ With The Horse

This is WRBL’s evening guy, the horse.

The Tootsie Roll Story

The invention of the Tootsie Roll, from unappealing goop, to disgusting nugget.

The Special Needs Assistance Program

Marsha Patterson interviews Jamie for S.N.A.P.

Rick Spazzliano Debt Services

Here’s an ad for the first ever sponsor of Worthless And Free. We were lucky to get him.